Doggy Photo Shoot

I used my iPhone X to take these photos. They came out pretty nice. What do you think?

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10 Things About Me

 

 

10 Things About Me

 

10.  Red is my favorite color.

 

9.  The Cincinnati Reds is my favorite baseball team.

 

8.  I’m lactose intolerent but I love ice cream.

 

7.  I’m afraid of water (yes, the Sailor is afraid of water.  I can swim but water is destructive and scary at times).

 

6.  New Edition is my favorite music group.

 

7.  I love love love listening to Frank Sinatra (Frank is apart of my morning ritual).

 

6.  I met my husband over a bottle of Jagermeister (true story, I promise).

 

5.  Tampa Bay Buccaneers is my favorite football team.

 

4.  I was born in Cincinnati, Ohio (hell no…not a Bengals fan.)

 

3.  I have a bad habit of speaking in football terms.

 

2.  I absolutely love sports  

 

1.  I love sugar (cakes, pies, cookies, soda, candy)

 

It’s your turn!  Tell me about yourself.  

 

 

 

Nest

Have you ever seen Big Bird’s nest on Sesame Street? It’s probably been a while especially when it’s not shown very often. Big Bird of course has this massive sized nest, as he should since he is of course, Big Bird. I find myself comparing my nest to Big Bird’s. I mean, for a while my nest was pretty big. All four of my baby birds and Papa bird fit into the nest quite nicely. We had room to grow and grow is exactly what they did. GROW! And they grew some more and now they don’t fit into the nest like they used too.

Now, I spend a lot of my time perched up in my nest, spending a lot of time alone with my thoughts. It’s funny, as they get older, so do I. I have to face my own mortality, the baby birds having birds of their own, finding jobs and flying away. For a while I felt sad but then quickly felt refreshed because I remembered what Papa Bird said about that empty nest.

An empty nest means freedom. Free to fly to Vegas. Free to fly here or there. Fly anywhere! Sex here. Sex there. Booze in the morning if I want. Booze at night if I like.

Just freedom! The empty nest isn’t looking so bad anymore.

https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/nest/

DUBIOUS ~ WORD PLAY

For today’s writing prompt, my dumb ass had to look up the word to find out what it meant before I could respond.  According to Webster’s New Basic Dictionary:

Dubious (adj) 1.  Causing doubt:  equivical.  2.  Reluctant to agree:  skeptical.  3a. Questionable as to qualify or validity.  b.  Verging on impropriarity.  4.  Not yet decided. – dubiously (adv)

Well shit…I have been causing doubt, reluctant to agree, always skeptical, to the point that I think that people are questionable in their ability to qualify or validate my sanity because my behavior is always verging on the impropriarity of others but yet I have not decided if I am all that dubious or not.

My own humor to spark my day.

https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/dubious/

 

Veteran

I have had the honor and privilage to serve in the world’s finest Navy for the last 20 years.  I think about whats important to me and why I continue to serve. 

 

I think its really simple because…

 

 I love my country. 

 

Period

 

For those who are no longer with us. I salute. 

 

Happy Veteran’s day to those who’ve served past, present and future. 



If you’ve served…show some love and post a picture. 

Trifling Ass Bitch

There are just some people that should get the Trifling Ass Bitch Award. Here’s a few examples:

The can I bum a smoke guy! Bastard never has his own pack of smokes but smokes the fuck out of yours.

The take someone else’s lunch fuck head. You know you didn’t pack a lunch…shit head. I just want to make a peanut butter and laxative sandwich special just for you.

Then there’s the over excited I don’t fucking need any more coffee guy…you know the one…spills the coffee as he pours, misses the entire coffee cup pouring in sugar, spilled the fucking cream, and of course the coffee ring…all left on the counter as he WALKS THE FUCK AWAY. I hope you burn your fucking soul…douche.

The guy who leaves every single takeout container in the fridge for at least six months. Then they ostentatiously ask…who the hell threw my food out? I guess everyone should watch the penicillin grow too. Fucker!

Or my favorite, take a shit at work guy!! Have you ever heard of a fucking courtesy flush you nasty bitch. Better yet, stay on the floor you work on and do that nasty shit down there.

Ok. My short list of people I who annoy the hell out of me and are most deserving of the Trifling Ass Award.

Oh wait! There’s one more. The ultimate ultimate, there’s the sunflower seed guy. This is the most trifling fuck of all. Sunflower seeds everywhere…on the desk, floor, and worst of all…in the trash can. But you were too fucking lazy to put a trash bag in the fucking can. Complete and utter nastiness. Something about human body fluids being spread all around for others to touch…fucking nasty.

Trifling Ass Bitch…

To be continued….