Five Top Things My Five Year Old Says…

Five top Things My Five Year Old Says Daily:

1. I only peed, do I have to wash my hands?
2. Have you seen a real super hero? (I think to myself, every time I look in the mirror, son.)
3. Did you poop?
4. What’s that smell? Oh it’s me, I passed gas!
5. I never want to go back to school again.
6. You didn’t say bless you, I just sneezed.
7.  You’re my favorite mommy. (Of course I am. Second best phrase outside of I love you.)

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