I feel like we are moving too fast.
Maybe we should take it slow?
Was is something I did?
Was it something I said?
Can we try to be friends?
FUCK NO!
I’ve tried to season you. I’ve tried a different brand. I’ve tried to make us spicy.
I tried to dress you up. I’ve tried to make it work but…I simply can’t.
“It’s not you…it’s me!”